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- speedy claireParticipant
with the fazer i used to keep a map, a hairbrush and some money…….. nothing too exciting there!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipanthow awful for your friend and for the family of his nephew, all his life ahead of him and what a waste. I hate hearing stories like this, it makes you question your own mortality and realise how vulnerable we all are every time we`re out on our bikes. RIP
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speedy claireParticipantpregnant
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speedy claireParticipantwould rather be the one in control but as long as I feel confident with the rider then its not too much of a prob…… mind you beggars can`t be choosers at the minute!!
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speedy claireParticipantYou threatened me Gix………. you said I had to register [:p]
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantMen are like roses………. Watch out for the pricks.
Men are like teapots…..hot and steamy and done in three minutes.
Men are like golfers…. It takes them a couple of tries to find the hole.
Men are like sh*t……. They’re all the same with different smells.
Men are like pimples….They pop up unexpectedley and are hard as hell to get rid of
Men are like hardwood floors….Lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for a lifetime
Men are like chocolate…… Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like Kleenex….Soft, strong, and of course, disposable.
Men are like cars…..One comes by every 10 minutes.
Men are like an inch of water….. Really shallow and not that deep.
Men are like haemorrhoids….. A huge pain in the ass.
Men are like food….. They look good but you want to get rid of them once they’re on your thighs.
Men are like tits on a bull…… Completely useless.
Men are like pigeons…..When you least expect it, they sh*t on your head.
Men are like pets…. Every girl should own one.
Men are like mascara…. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets….Handy in an emergency, but otherwise just look silly.
Men are like government bonds….. They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spaces….All the good ones are taken.
Men are like photocopiers…. you need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
Men are like lava lamps…. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like bananas…..The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like bank accounts….Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest.
Men are like high heels….They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantIn January?? be a bit chilly toggsy!! []
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantrider
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantdawn
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speedy claireParticipantnah…….. you keep em, i`ve plenty lol
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantlol………. and very topical elsewhere!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantlol []
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantlol……… i`m sending him down my pyjama bottoms just in case he`s missing me!! If Gix were to post a pic or the video you`d all just think we were weird for having taken the video in the first place! alcohol was involved tho [}]
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantI`m not eating any chocolate at the minute (stifles a sob!) i`m dieting!! now you`ve both made me want some
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantMe too………. hang on, i`m just oiling my zimmer frame []
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
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