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Could have been nasty…
Years ago, I had to change the propshaft on my old Capri… so up on ramps it went, and 20 mins later had the units swapped… stopped to have a fag (whilst underneath), and as my mate came round, I tried sliding out from under the car.. with fag in mouth, and just caught the cherry of the ciggy on the bottom of the car… it broke off and fell right down the back of my neck…. OUCH THAT HURT!!!
Morale… be upright!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Hey Gixer…. I bet he/she doesnt “nod” to the surfers either!!!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
I just crossed my legs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Lets face it, there are so many bloody signs on the roads these days (most to try to slow us all down), we probably only read half of them!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Hey Speedy, my bathroom needs painting if you’ve got some free time!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Just remember to tie your foot to something solid so that you dont dissapear forever!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Now then ladies…
Theres only one reason why any woman gets married in white these days, and its got sod-all to do with being “virginal” (yeh right, dont make me laugh), its so that they match with the kitchen appliances!!!
ERGO – womans place is in the kitchen.
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
If she’s rather “heavy”… slap the sides and ride the waves!!!!!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Time to add fuel to the fire!!!!
Hey GIXER…. was out on my Banditto this morning.. passed a “sports” biker (on the straight), and he didnt acknowledge me! Ignoramus!!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Ohh. sorry… I mean..
ensheldigun, sehr gut, danka
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Hey Barmy – you may drip on your toast.. I prefer to shake mine dry!!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Now… I happen to work in an office full of women……… I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna spread this one over the email!!!!!!!!!
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Ohh…. if you’re gonna have a shed-load when you’re out.. always take a “paper” bag… you can chuck-up in it or use it to cover up the minger you’ve pulled!!!!!!!!!! (We’ve all been there I’m sure!)
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
