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  • #26695
    Gix
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    OUCH!!!
    You dont change LOL!! Glad you’re back!

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #26696
    Gix
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by speedy claire

    Watch it……. you`re heading for a big slapping!!

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!


    Yes I am just getting my wet trout ready![:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #26697
    Gix
    Participant

    I dont think my hoover likes sucking up the kids beads…..[:0][:0][:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #26698
    XV16
    Participant

    Anne Summers & Wet Trouts?

    Do I have the right site?

    Best Regards
    Stuart XV16



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    “The normally careful and competent actions of a reasonable individual should be considered legal.”

    #26699
    Gix
    Participant

    PMSL! Did I mention the oil?[:D][:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #26700
    speedy claire
    Participant

    Things have obviously changed a lot since you`ve been gone Mr XV16. In your absence the women have taken over…… have you checked out the recipies forum? the housekeeping hints and knitting ones are very good too!

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #26701
    Gix
    Participant

    I can see this thread going the same way as another with cushions purchased from S & M instead of M & S!!
    And why we are on the subject of household hints speedy, any idea what the best thing is to soften stiff leather straps, non messy of course….[:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #26702
    speedy claire
    Participant

    A small dash of baby oil would be the cheapest option Gix tho a more expensive option would be a bag of cashew nuts and a bottle of baileys works extremely well…. you can lash the leather straps and bring out the handcuffs!!!

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #26703
    Gix
    Participant

    [:0][:0]handcuffs?? I was talking about the pillion grab strap that hasnt been on bike for 18 months! Cant get it to fit…its too stiff…but if you would rather be handcuffed to a bike, I could have a chat with one of the guys…sure they would oblige![:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #26704
    Gix
    Participant

    digger probably has his kitchen roll out now…..[:o)][:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #26705
    speedy claire
    Participant

    [:I][:I] …… ooops!! tho I would still say try a bit of baby oil

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #26706
    Gix
    Participant

    The hoover lives….[:D]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #26707
    Scouser
    Participant

    And the problem was?…….

    Be seen and be Safe!

    #26708
    Gix
    Participant

    Dunno if it was a safety thing but when I took one of the filters out under the dust bucket (one of the filters I couldn’t find to start with), there was a handful of beads under it, dunno why this would make it cut out though….maybe something to do with airflow….god kows. I actually sorted it the Wednesday evening but yesterday morning managed to hoover up one of the kids socks and get it stuck in pipe so couldn’t tell if it was sorted till got the damn thing out and tried again. Seems all ok now though, hasn’t cut out when used it this morning!
    May have been the beads but its had a real good clean, all filters and the dust bucket is spotless! Or was till I used it LOL!!![:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, vacuum in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, there goes another engine!

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    #26709
    Digger
    Participant

    Allaluleia Allaluleia Allaluleia,fantastic,stupendous,magnificant,and theres you just about to put hand in girlie purse and spend more money,good thing it cut out though coz you would`nt have found the prob,you can thank the forum for all the time and effort they put in in trying to help.

    Take it easy out there

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