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  • #10037
    Gix
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    Any one know anything about vacuum cleaners????[:0][:0]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #26651
    Digger
    Participant

    yes,they suck up dust particals and other household debris.

    Take it easy out there

    #26652
    GSF K1
    Participant

    I thought all women knew that!! If not, they bloomin well should!!

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #26653
    imperialdata
    Keymaster

    That Digger knows everything….

    One of your cyclones gone through the casing Gix? [:D]

    #26654
    GSF K1
    Participant

    Yeh, but its worrying that a woman doesnt know how to use the hoover. Whatever next, she cant wash up??

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #26655
    Gix
    Participant

    GSF you are treading on very thin ice……know how to use one, dunno how to fix one though……yes thats right….something else I have broken…..
    as for the washing up GSF….I had a dishwasher but got rid of him cos of his mouth and his attitude….new patio looks the business.[}:)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #26656
    GSF K1
    Participant

    Is he part of the patio?????

    So how did you come to demolish the poor hoover????

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #26657
    Gix
    Participant

    Wont ansa question about patio……..[}:)]
    As for hoover….seems its about as reliable as men…..gives up when I ask it to do any work![:(!][:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #26658
    GSF K1
    Participant

    Why are you asking a MAN to do the work of a WOMAN???

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #26659
    Thumper
    Participant

    I heard that women have nice dainty little feet just so they can get closer to the sink Gix!

    #26660
    GSF K1
    Participant

    Whay are women married in white??? So that they match with the kitchen appliances!

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #26661
    Radar
    Moderator

    quote:


    Originally posted by gixerchic

    Any one know anything about vacuum cleaners????[:0][:0]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    Whats the problem Gix?



    Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!


    #26662
    Gix
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by GSF K1

    Why are you asking a MAN to do the work of a WOMAN???


    Not asking a man to do anything! Askin the hoover to bloody work!

    Radar – It keeps cutting out but its not getting hot, not overheating so something else making it cut out. Only runs for about 2 minutes, cuts out and wont go again for ages. Cant understand it cos normally they cut out if overheating and wont start till cooled but I cant feel any heat other than the usual warmth it has always got. Its not very old either. Gonna have a good look tomorrow…oops today LOL![:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #26663
    katana
    Participant

    It be WitchCraft



    Donut – I mean DONATE!



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    #26664
    Gix
    Participant

    Hey have you cursed me………???????????[:0]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

    suck_animated.gif

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