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Betswy-Coed and Betswy-Coed revisited!
OOh and an incident last week at the hospital when I didn`t think they`d ask me to strip but they did cos they wanted to examine my hip and groin and I wasn`t wearing any knickers (the shame!)
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farted and rather suspect that I might have followed thru!! The gorgeous looking man looked down on Radar (cos the man was about 6`4″) he turned his nose up at the sight in front of him. Radar stood there in his black wig and lady dress tucked into his knickers and giving off a most unpleasant odour. “You`d better come in” the man replied, Radar wobbled into the massive hallway trumping as he went. He sat with relief on the toilet, 20 minutes later having cleaned himself up he got up and went back into the hallway. The man was nowhere to be seen but as Radar glanced around him his eyes fell upon a massive portrait hanging on the wall, OMG he thought, “that can`t be”…………….
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
OMG he thought……….. i knew that pickled egg would play havoc with my irritable bowel syndrome!! looking around desperately for a toilet his eyes fell upon a massive castle. Quick he thought, i`m sure they`ll let me use their toilet. He carefully wobbled over, banged on the huge UPVC door, slowly the door opened and he was confonted by the most……………..
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
eventually it stopped growing and he thought how eggstrodinary, he was eggstremely eggcited now so tucking his lady dress into his lady knickers he started to climb……up and up he went, up and up and up, he paused to colleggt his breath then up and up and up again, and up and up and up a bit more. Finally he reached the top, looked all around him and thought my god this is…………………
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
he said to himself but I`m a lady, my name`s Emily, I don`t have testiculae. He sipped his diet tonic water and admired the nearby rose bushes and wondered what could he use as panniers?? Suddenly he thought I know…………….
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
ha ha ha……..actually I broke 2 of my nails and i`d only had em done the week before and they cost me £18!!
Ok am now suitably embarrassed and I avoid all men in green leathers just in case its those 2 blokes again, mind you one of em must have felt sorry for me cos he did ask for my phone number lol
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
ok will tell………
It was the day after I got my CBR and despite the shop telling me they needed to drop the front suspension cos my feet didn`t reach the floor I was too keen to get going and said i`d bring it back the following week. Off I went for a run to Betswy. Had a great time, went to Bestsy and on the way out stopped at the last petrol station on the right. Fuelled up and then set off, the petrol station is on a very sharp left hand bend and the exit out is up a ramp with a rain gully ditch thing at the edge. I stopped at the bottom of the ramp and thought shit I can`t see whats coming from the left cos of the bend in the road so`s I gently eased forward nothing coming and went to move off when suddenly a car came flying round the bend. I had to stop suddenly and put my feet down but because of the ramp my feet wouldn`t reach the floor and I dropped the bike! Two blokes in green leathers had been watching this and came running over to help me plus the guy from the petrol station. They got the bike off the floor and checked it over but there wasn`t any damage.
I took the bike to the bike shop to get it lowered but the mechanic had gone off sick, then I just forgot to go back. 2 weekends later some friends were going to Betswy and I thought i`d be ok so went with em. Coming out of betswy I needed petrol and thought right i`ll go to the same petrol station but wont make the same mistake again. The blokes had stopped for something to eat and i said i`d meet them there. Fuelled up again, started panicking and sweating a bit at this point but got back on the bike and bugger me exactly the same thing happened!!!!!!!! the next thing these 2 blokes in green leathers came running over to help. They looked down at me with the bike on top of me and said “you again!!” they started laughing and said once was a mistake but there`s no excuse for it happening twice and walked off! They did come back tho and helped me pick it up but i was so embarrassed. The bloke in the petrol station was laughing his arse off!! I made sure i took it the next day to get lowered and also had some padding taken out of the seat. Just haven`t been able to go back there since……… i break out in a sweat at the thought of it!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
I didn`t go to bed with a hot water bottle…….. it`s too hot here in my beachside villa in Barbuda. Anyway gotta go, my private jets waiting, i have to meet up with Angelina Jolie tomorrow morning to discuss me doing the motorbike stunts for her in Tombraider 3. I really didn`t mind doing the stunts for her in all the other films but when she recommended me for the Matrix as well it got a bit tiresome…. I really wish she`d learn to ride a bike herself!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
