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yes i`m very superstitious……. for example before going to bed i always check i`ve turned the light off 23 times, then wash my hands, check i`ve unplugged everything 38 times, then wash my hands, close the curtains and then open them again to make sure nobody`s outside 29 times, then wash my hands, check i`ve locked my car 59 times, then wash my hands, brush my teeth clockwise 11 times, then anticlockwise 20 times, then wash my hands, go for a wee, then wash my hands, check I don`t need another wee, then wash my hands, jump in bed (right side), check there`s nothing under the bed, wipe my hands with a wet one, check i`ve turned the lamp off 14 times, then wipe my hands with another wet one!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
shit!!…….thats my pride and bank balance done for! How could you Digger, that`s the lowest of the low, hit a girls weak spot!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
what the hell just happened there??? why do we smell of fish? and why are Radar and Digger wearing funny shaped trousers? they look like there`s something down the front of them!! Has Digger been making those condom animals again??
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
I dont show my tartan pyjamas to just anyone you know [:0] and I don`t care how much Channel X has offered you Gix……… hold out for more money!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
I run a penile dyfunction clinic and regularly meet up with viagra reps, he gave me some female viagra to try but it didn`t make me feel any different!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
My sons into Green Day in a big way!!! think i`ll give em a miss now
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
making animals at childrens parties……. the ribbed ones make an excellent snake. Gix, Speedy and Radar weren`t too convinced by this and asked Digger to demonstrate. Digger quickly ripped off the foil with his teeth wincing in pain as the silver foil caught on all of his fillings then proceeded to blow the condom up. Suddenly Gix and Speedy both started panting and their faces swelled up…. Digger hadn`t realised that they were both allergic to rubber and latex!! Suddenly they both turned blue and fell to the floor. Radar and Digger both started panicking at the sight of Gix and Speedy unconscious on the floor. “What should we do” said Radar, suddenly Digger had a wicked thought “quick” he said “before they wake up let`s………………….
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
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