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  • #25784
    Digger
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    That sounds scary barmy but were the kids screaming coz of the sight of your bum …lol.

    Take it easy out there

    #25785
    speedy claire
    Participant

    [:0] me thinks you`re heading for a slapping!!

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #25786
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    psml digger, only got a little bum, they thought I was a gonner, got to admit…….So did I.

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #25787
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    Hey Speedy, if we give him a slap……………. He might like it tooo much! Heh Heh!

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #25788
    Gix
    Participant

    unless she uses a piece of two by four…….[}:)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #25789
    speedy claire
    Participant

    ha ha ha pmsl…….

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #25790
    Digger
    Participant

    That sounds nice…lol

    Take it easy out there

    #25791
    speedy claire
    Participant

    Bend over!!

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #25792
    Gix
    Participant

    will you be taking them rusty nails out of the end of that rather solid looking piece of two by four speedy?[?][:o)]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

    suck_animated.gif

    #25793
    toggsy
    Participant

    Wrap arag around it….It wil reduce the bruising[}:)]

    #25794
    speedy claire
    Participant

    no i want the full effect of the rusty nails!! when did you last have a tetanus injection Digger??

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #25795
    Digger
    Participant

    I`ve never had one,does it hurt?

    Take it easy out there

    #25796
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    Talking of Sadomasacisim……………Well you know what I mean, My sister in Law lives in the Algarve, They got this cactus garden, some bigger than me, anyway she came home p****d one night and fell in the cacti, it wasnt until morning we heard her screaming, there was Daves brother pulling out the spikes from the Cacti,from her legs, bum etc. she didnt feel anything until she woke up, and as the brother in law was pulling out the spikes he was laughing calling her a daft ol bat!

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #25797
    speedy claire
    Participant

    ouch!!!

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #25798
    speedy claire
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by Digger

    I`ve never had one,does it hurt?

    Take it easy out there


    Not at all…….. you`ll just feel a little prick in yer bum [:)]

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

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