What made you smile today?

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Coming in from work very filthy,stripping off in the kitchen to slap my clothes straight in the washing machine,and suddenly realising that I,m stark b*ll*ck naked and theres 3 Jehovas witnesses standing at the back door,staring straight into the kitchen[]

The artist formerly known as zx10

[Scouser]

You should have open the door screaming “Baptise me…Baptise me!”

Be seen and be Safe!

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The artist formerly known as zx10

[barmy_carmy]

Can picture it Lol! psml!

I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

[Gix]

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Originally posted by barmy_carmy

Can picture it Lol! psml!

I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

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I’m trying not to!!!! LOL![:o)][:o)][:o)]

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LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!

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[riff-raff]

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Originally posted by Gix

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Originally posted by barmy_carmy

Can picture it Lol! psml!

I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

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I’m trying not to!!!! LOL![:o)][:o)][:o)]

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LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!

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Hey!!!!!!!!!!I,m a fine figure of a slob[:o)]

The artist formerly known as zx10

[Radar]

Do they still try to flog you a Watchtower?

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I could murder a curry

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[riff-raff]

Left me a free copy in the letterbox[]

The artist formerly known as zx10

[sid]

[][][]bike passings its MOT at first attempt[][][]

life sucks get used to it

[Radar]

Which one, the 1200? or 350?

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I could murder a curry

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[sid]

the 1300 lol

life sucks get used to it

[Radar]

Riding the XJR1300 today! Loved it!

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I could murder a curry

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[Gix]

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Originally posted by Radar

Riding the XJR1300 today! Loved it!

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I could murder a curry

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Come on then….tell us more!!!![:p]

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LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!

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[sid]

thought you might lol are you gonna get one now then

life sucks get used to it

[Radar]

Playing hardball with salesman at the moment…

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