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  • #22566
    GSF K1
    Participant

    Hey – My zimmer frame comes with “go-faster-stripes”…

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #22567
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    pmsl@GSF

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #22568
    Gix
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by GSF K1

    Hey – My zimmer frame comes with “go-faster-stripes”…

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!


    Hey I’m sure if you talk nicely to hooly he will be able to advise on how to motorize your zimmer frame using a bit of gaffer tape, a reconditioned washing machine motor, some rollerblades and some blackboard paint to finish it off!!!!

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #22569
    toggsy
    Participant

    PMSL!

    Has the Zimmer been de-restricted?

    How dya clip it to your bike when you ride? does it double as crash bars coz if it does then Order me one[:D]

    #22570
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    Better Dyno Jet it. Lol!

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #22571
    GSF K1
    Participant

    I’m gonna get the “zimmer” a plastic jacket, then i can pretend to be a sports “walker” and ignore all the other “walkers”

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #22572
    Gix
    Participant

    Well I didnt take you for the ignorant sort…..oh well….I will still give you a wave or nod if I see you on your Bandit as I fly past on my bike. LOL!

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #22573
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    I’d give you a nod GSF cause you me fellow biker lol

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #22574
    GSF K1
    Participant

    I have to admit that the other day I missed a fellow biker riding towards me.. but thats cos I was gawping at a right piece of totty on the pavement!! WOOF WOOF!!

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #22575
    speedy claire
    Participant

    Have a similar problem myself but only with men lol

    Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!

    #22576
    Gix
    Participant

    Never let the site of a handsome strapping youg man with a pert bum distract me from my motorcycling ahem![:0][:p][:0]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #22577
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    Well me being the pillion, I do have the luxury of talent spotting! I quite like drooling over a fit young man, all part of biking innit?[:p]

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #22578
    imperialdata
    Keymaster

    I may have to close this thread as it is too sexist, demeaning and debasing to men. On the other hand I am also in touch with my feminine side so please carry on while I do the laundry.

    #22579
    barmy_carmy
    Participant

    Older men are sexy too ID. Lol[^]

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #22580
    Radar
    Moderator

    How much older? How much sexier?



    Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!


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