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  • in reply to: For toggsy…. #25900
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    I reckon he`d look good on that [:D]

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    in reply to: New rifle…. #25963
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    lol…….

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    in reply to: Stupid wives….. #25964
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    [:)] very good

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    in reply to: D9001 #25914
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    quote:


    Originally posted by gixerchic

    Nice bike, that blue door could perhaps do with a fresh bit of paint though, red would look nice………..[:D]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

    I thought perhaps black……. to match his front door!!
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    in reply to: scareiest moments and close shaves #25798
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    quote:


    Originally posted by Digger

    I`ve never had one,does it hurt?

    Take it easy out there


    Not at all…….. you`ll just feel a little prick in yer bum [:)]

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    in reply to: scareiest moments and close shaves #25797
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    ouch!!!

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    in reply to: Word association – Reloaded! #24174
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    bleed

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    in reply to: D9001 #25911
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    Are those bricks stored behind your dustbin?? what do you use em for??nice pic btw

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    in reply to: Word association – Reloaded! #24171
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    tissue

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    in reply to: scareiest moments and close shaves #25794
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    no i want the full effect of the rusty nails!! when did you last have a tetanus injection Digger??

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    in reply to: What made you smile today? #24742
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    I suck the top until its all melted then stick my tongue inside and get all the cream out then finally squash it into my gob and wipe my sticky chocolate fingers all over my breasts……… well what did you want me to say???

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    in reply to: Superstitious #25869
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    well I fold them 4 times and put them in a little plastic sandwich bag on my bedside cabinet!! the next morning I carefully take em out of the sandwich bag and flush em down the loo……. then wash my hands!

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    in reply to: D9001 #25908
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    Got any pics of the D9001??

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    in reply to: food again #25720
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    ha ha ha…….. i`d say your wife/girlfriend was extremely lucky!! I would strongly suggest that you continue using the viagra gel plus paracetamol and i`ll order you a Hannah stair lift and an extra strong kitchen table!!

    PS: Tomato or brown sauce on your bacon butty??

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    in reply to: scareiest moments and close shaves #25791
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    Bend over!!

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