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finding out that after my arguement with the pheasant I don`t have to have surgery on my knee [^] but alas do have to have operation on my hip [V] does anyone know where Wrightington Hospital is??
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and sat there for 10 mins filing their nails. “Quick” said Gix “remember our chocolate” they both grabbed their helmets, waved goodbye with 1 finger to the gullible policeman and sped off covering the policman in a cloud of dust. After several miles they spotted a chocolate wrapper (it was a cadburys twirl!) then they spotted another and another. “What a clown” said Gix “Thumpers stuffing his face and leading us straight to our chocolate supply” They followed the trail of wrappers and after 10.3456 miles they saw Thumper sitting on the roadside about to stuff a snickers bar into his mouth. Both girls jumped off their bikes and amid screams of fury they grabbed Thumper and………..
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“Are these your bikes” said the young officer, “i`ve just recorded you both as riding at speeds in excess of 90mph in a 30mph zone, Is there some sort of an emergency?” “Yes” said Gixer still drooling, “we were trying to retrieve our stolen chocolate!” “Hardly an emergency is it” sneered the officer. “Well” explained Speedy “We do a spot of erotic dancing at the local British Legion on a Friday night and without our chocolate the show can`t go on” Speedy smiled seductively at the officer and Gixer licked her lips at the thought of chocolate. “I`ll tell you what officer” said Speedy “If you can see your way to forgetting about this little speeding misdemeanour we`ll both give you a private showing of our erotic dance routine” ok said the officer unbuttoning his belt. Slowly the girls started to remove their clothes and sway their hips, as the officer sat mesmerised Speedy said “Quick Gix, grab his belt and…………..
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lol…… do you think those speed enforcers might wear nice uniforms????
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Thought for a minute it might have been Skelmersdale but it can`t be, there`s no roundabout in the picture!!
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Hey any chance of a free train ride to Aberdeen or Inverness?? my boyfriend lives roughly half way between the two……. I`ll make the sarnies!!
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lol….. and Scouser i`ll give you the helpline no. for the “loss of virility” section, you sound like you may need medication as well tho!!
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