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  • in reply to: Bike story – joint effort… #20583
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    from the Lloyds TSB advert. They both mounted the Black Beauty and galloped off towards Bassets Pole so that Radar could show the lads that he still had it when it came to pulling the…..

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    in reply to: Word association – Reloaded! #24063
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    Rat

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    in reply to: Forum Clock #23994
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    Actually, my motorcycle has a clock on the dash as standard, (no and its not a grandfather clock!)

    By the way, My bike boots have a tyre tread pattern on the sole, and if you twist the heel there is a compass in there, and the other boot has a sewing kit, tin opener and a Rambo Bowie knife.

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    in reply to: hey up #25553
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    BTW Kitty, your grass needs cutting, the bench needs creosoting and the weeping willow needs pruning!

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    in reply to: Crowey #25578
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    Welcome, Crowie, Diggers brother ere. Seen you on the DVD. Lovely bike better than Diggers poxy R1!

    PS don’t let Digger ride your bike as he has a tapeworm.

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    in reply to: hey up #25547
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    Ay up Kitty, welcome to the forum. So you call your bike a ‘he’ do you? Must be well behaved then!LOL

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    in reply to: What made you smile today? #24676
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    Knowing that my ‘Pope on a rope’ soap will now be worth more money!

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    in reply to: Bike story – joint effort… #20577
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    pole vaulted himself over the bed with his arousal symbol and landed in a cammode; “this is taken the p***” and with that he climbed out of the cammode and went for a shower, but he had to shut the toilet lid to stop Brad looking at his………..

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    in reply to: Word association – Reloaded! #24046
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    pepelephew

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    in reply to: Lost Tax Disc #25567
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    I’ll print you one off. What colour and expiry date do you want?

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    in reply to: Word association – Reloaded! #24036
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    forboding

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    in reply to: Bike story – joint effort… #20575
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    with a quick kick off Sebastians back he frantically swam to the surface,sword in hand, wide eyed with anticipation of what Jolie had in-store for him. He remounted his trusty Thundercat next to the Sierra and headed off to Jolies crib. Once there he kicked the door open, but it woudln’t budge, so he climbed through the cat flap and ran towards her room. With nervous tension and ‘little girl squealy delight’ he opened Jolies bedroom door; she was nowhere to be seen. Then he heard a noise coming from the bathroom, so he walked up and opened the door….there before him, was Jolie, she was dumping Brad out of her bowels and into the Loo. Yes she was a cannibal and she wanted Radars sword to…………

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    in reply to: In the Beginning #22742
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    I agree with the streefighter explanation, expensive plastic; and also with the cafe racer, quickest bike for the ton+.

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    in reply to: RED MARLEY “FREAK” HILL CLIMB 28/03/05 #24610
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    Great report Radar, I knew you should be a journalist, its a shame that all the rags youv’e written to won’t give you a chance; and all because the interviewees at such events complained about a stiff neck looking down all the time whilst being interviewed!

    Seriously though Radar, brill report, sounds really good fun. Give us a shout on the next one too! (Note to self: Must buy myself a ‘scratch n’sniff’ monitor)

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    in reply to: Rocket III #23967
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    Welcome Rocket man. Love the bike, saw it at the NEC bike show last year and one at Donnington Park race track. Everybody was all over it. What is the top speed, is the acceleration good? Why do want to increase top speed on a cruiser? Is it faster than all the other cruisers?

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