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  • in reply to: toilet seats #25689
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    Coming back from the TT in 97 on the ferry, one of the lads (from Skem) came back from the bogs with a toilet seat around his neck, next thing instant gurning competition…urgghh!

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    in reply to: Word association – Reloaded! #24154
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    Cybermen

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    in reply to: Great Bike Rock Music #17755
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    They’re crap Radar, they spit into each others mouths on stage and are a modern punk / grunge band.

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    in reply to: food again #25716
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    I bought some viagra eye drops once coz I thought they’ed make me look hard!

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    in reply to: What made you smile today? #24725
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    Apparently, Gixer has photos of Speedy being molested by her Gixers dog?

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    in reply to: food again #25712
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    If they pay through the nose, do they have to use ‘greenbacks’? (slang for dollars tha nose)

    I prefer powdered Rhino horn in a cup of Ovaltine as an aphrodisiac, works every tiiiimmmmmmmmmee…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    in reply to: Bassetts Pole – 2nd attempt #25844
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    Really enjoyed the quick blast led by Thumper through the backs roads of Nova Scotia. Great to meet you all, and I even saved ID’s life when he nearly fell to his death!

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    in reply to: Pub meals letter of complaint we sent #25829
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    Glad you got that off your chest. My missus would have got our money back! She complains if a glass of coke is not full. We British don’t complain enough. I do think as you get older your reserve is more strained. Just remember that the customer is always right.

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    in reply to: Bike story – joint effort… #20613
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    ….take all their clothes off, take a quick video of the Ommpa Lumpa girlies, (this would be their 1st blue movie); put their gear back on, shoot off to the pub, have a quick pint, come back and wake them up with a spicy mackeral and chicken & sweetcorn pot noodle.
    Digger and Radar sniggered as they knew what the girlies looked like in the blue and they would put the video on The Bike Forum for the gang to see. The girls were dazed and confused to wake up with fishy gobs and looked at each other thinking…………

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    in reply to: food again #25709
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    Whelks are strange to eat? Big, chewy just a big slug of the sea. What other creatures do we eat that you wouldn’t look twice at? Did you know cochcenial red colouring dye is made from the wing case’s of a beetle?

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    in reply to: Word association – Reloaded! #24146
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    Instruct

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    in reply to: Forum Clock #23999
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    that’s coz I’ve got my Johnny 7 Rifle…

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    in reply to: What do you wear on yer Bike? #25641
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    Do you use Brasso?

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    in reply to: toilet seats #25686
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    Lift the lid and seat up. Aplly cling film tighly stretched over the bowl. Replace the seat and lid. Wait for the next user….

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    in reply to: scareiest moments and close shaves #25782
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    Were you on your own? LOL

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