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Coming back from the TT in 97 on the ferry, one of the lads (from Skem) came back from the bogs with a toilet seat around his neck, next thing instant gurning competition…urgghh!
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ScouserParticipantCybermen
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ScouserParticipantThey’re crap Radar, they spit into each others mouths on stage and are a modern punk / grunge band.
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ScouserParticipantI bought some viagra eye drops once coz I thought they’ed make me look hard!
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ScouserParticipantApparently, Gixer has photos of Speedy being molested by her Gixers dog?
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ScouserParticipantIf they pay through the nose, do they have to use ‘greenbacks’? (slang for dollars tha nose)
I prefer powdered Rhino horn in a cup of Ovaltine as an aphrodisiac, works every tiiiimmmmmmmmmee…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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ScouserParticipantReally enjoyed the quick blast led by Thumper through the backs roads of Nova Scotia. Great to meet you all, and I even saved ID’s life when he nearly fell to his death!
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ScouserParticipantGlad you got that off your chest. My missus would have got our money back! She complains if a glass of coke is not full. We British don’t complain enough. I do think as you get older your reserve is more strained. Just remember that the customer is always right.
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ScouserParticipant….take all their clothes off, take a quick video of the Ommpa Lumpa girlies, (this would be their 1st blue movie); put their gear back on, shoot off to the pub, have a quick pint, come back and wake them up with a spicy mackeral and chicken & sweetcorn pot noodle.
Digger and Radar sniggered as they knew what the girlies looked like in the blue and they would put the video on The Bike Forum for the gang to see. The girls were dazed and confused to wake up with fishy gobs and looked at each other thinking…………Be seen and be Safe!
ScouserParticipantWhelks are strange to eat? Big, chewy just a big slug of the sea. What other creatures do we eat that you wouldn’t look twice at? Did you know cochcenial red colouring dye is made from the wing case’s of a beetle?
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ScouserParticipantthat’s coz I’ve got my Johnny 7 Rifle…
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ScouserParticipantDo you use Brasso?
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ScouserParticipantLift the lid and seat up. Aplly cling film tighly stretched over the bowl. Replace the seat and lid. Wait for the next user….
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ScouserParticipantWere you on your own? LOL
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