Gordy

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  • in reply to: Caption Contest – Featuring Toggsy! #54905
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    When asked how it all happened, the mollusk simply replied “Well, it started as a wart on my belly…”

    in reply to: Caption Contest – Featuring Toggsy! #54904
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    Having partaken of seven pints of ‘Old Knobber’, a large chicken vindaloo, chef’s special rice, and a large dose of lime pickle, Toggsy happily tries the ‘morning after’ supa-doopa-poopa-deflecta…

    in reply to: Caption Contest – Featuring Toggsy! #54903
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    Homophobic ‘intrusion preventer’ caught on camera during extensive test program… tester reports: “I don’t know which is worse, because this sure makes your back ache…”

    in reply to: Lambo v 999 Ducati #53308
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    I’ve seen that before and really enjoyed it. I’ll take one of each please, with a Vicky B-H thrown in for the weekend.

    in reply to: Bono of U2 sells his 916 #54567
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    Highly likely he got it for free as a publicity thing from Ducati.
    Highly likely he sold it because “they are too dangerous”.

    However it is nice to see that the dosh went to a worthy cause.

    in reply to: The Triumph Tiger 955i #53918
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    quote:


    Originally posted by max

    err… no well yes but no but if you could fit nobblys on it yes


    Any bike could if you had a team-back-up-support-van following on behind like that pair of shallow publicity-seeking nambys.

    The Triumph looks like decent value for money. Good luck to them and you.

    in reply to: 148 mph on a Vincent in trunks… #54702
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    He’s got bigger rocks than I have.

    Mind you, you can’t tell from the photo :)

    in reply to: American Streetfighter #52895
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    It does not have a supercharger, at least not in that picture.
    The company are an arrogant bunch of elitist to55ers, the frame design is poo and they couldn’t style a tin of beans.

    : )

    in reply to: Nooooo! SS50s are becoming ‘classics’ #53838
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    SS50 becoming a classic? There is no justice.

    in reply to: Honda CB1100R 2009 style! #54699
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    The headlamps look as if they are styled on the older endurance-race type that were simple round units set into otherwise sleek race fairings back in the 80’s. Nowt wrong with that in Gordy’s book.

    However two worrying points…
    1. After 27 years there should be a damn site (sight?) more progress than stuff like this… sure it will handle and stop better than the 80’s bikes, but in reality it’s just another very conventional motorcycle.
    2. B_gger-damn, b_gger-damn, I really quite like it !!!!!!!

    in reply to: GSF’s missus GPZ #54859
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    I had a thrash on one of those GPZs some time back. The suspension was a tad soft but the engine was willing and it was good fun.

    I hope she enjoys it.

    in reply to: C*rs v Bikes #52769
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    Went bike bating in my car today (…got the turbo back last Thursday). Next month should have the bike on the road and so the tables will be turned. Oh dammit… perhaps I need that therapy…

    in reply to: Bike Story 3 – a Joint adventure #51825
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    …and then Thumper appeared from a side road. He bekoned frantically. I pulled over and he said ” Have you heard about radar? He’s won the lottery!”. And at that precise moment…

    in reply to: Can anyone see past Rossi??? #52539
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    I bet if there were a field ploughing competition Radar and a VF1000 would beat Rossi every time…

    in reply to: Word Association-Where’s the summer gone? #51062
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    Prison

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