Stupid things people say/ask

[PINGU]

I’ve just read a piece on another ‘forum’ about shite sayings regarding bikes and bikers, it was highly amusing but a bit short so I thought we could give it a go…
The sort of things people say to us ‘Bikers’

Snot nosed kids/old boys-
Can you wheelie it? (it’s a hardtail chop!)
Nice harley mate (It’s a f**kin Suzuki, inline 4 gives it away)
How fast does it go? (kid on pushbike) why wanna race?
Not a real Triumph! (no it ain’t leaking that much!)

I’m sure you guys can come up with some corkers!

[slim]

I beat you here ….. cos theres no fun in racing such a slow t**t []

i dont like your bike….. dont look at it then

is it easy to ride ………. not as easy as your mum

can you tell i’m not very tolerant of damn fool questions ?[]

[BigBen]

quote:

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Originally posted by slim

i dont like your bike….. dont look at it then

is it easy to ride ………. not as easy as your mum

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pahahahahah!!! [][][]

[imperialdata]

“Bet you can cut some lawns with that” (Radar 5 minutes after I picked up my Orange KTM625)

[TT07]

quote:

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Originally posted by slim

is it easy to ride ………. not as easy as your mum

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[][]Agree with Benji, thats the best SO FAR[][]

[Radar]

Don’t you get wet when it rains?
How do you hold it up? (No smut here please!)

[BigBen]

quote:

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Originally posted by Radar

How do you hold it up? (No smut here please!)

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well that takes the fun out of that one [:p]

[katana]

Did you come on your bike?

Asked whilst walking in from the carpark into work whilst wearing leathers and carrying a helmet.

[Radar]

You look like a spaceman in all that kit….how many times have I heard that???????????

[BigBen]

69 times?

i havnt heard many of these before…maybe im just not that approachable

[TT07]

Who do you think you are. Barry Sheene? (Guess who asked that one…..yes it was a long time ago)

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