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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks
into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed. He
orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the
girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up
and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there the husband tells his
wife:” Listen, this guys an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He
probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t
complain,do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry.
he’ll kill us. Be strong honey, I love you.” To which the wife
responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck, he was whispering in my ear. He
told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any
vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey I love
you too.To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
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