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  • #22521
    GSX Rat
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    ignore em gsf – they obviously havent learnt the women should be seen and not heard bit either….

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    I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
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    #22522
    katana
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    don’t you mean OBSCENE and not heard?



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    #22523
    Lex
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    With GSF

    #22524
    barmy_carmy
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    Ahhh Well, I suppose you men are entitled to your dreams! Heh Heh!

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #22525
    GSF K1
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    Ladies.

    Just a little giggle.. no insult intended.. but have you noticed that remarks like these really seem to get everyone involved.

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!

    #22526
    Gix
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by GSF K1

    Ladies.

    Just a little giggle.. no insult intended.. but have you noticed that remarks like these really seem to get everyone involved.

    To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!


    A giggle? You forget us females of the species apparently don’t posess a sense of humour….especially those who ride sportsbikes….

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    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #22527
    Gix
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    Any way….wasnt this thread about bikers stopping to aid other bikers? Gone a bit off topic!!!!
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    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #22528
    GSX Rat
    Participant

    getting back to the thread then, i think it should be made compulsary for male riders to carry a spare padlock, so if they catch a female rider out on a “sports” bike they can escort them home (slowly so they dont fall off and scrath the old mans bike) and re-chain them to the sink.

    I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
    Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)

    Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!

    #22529
    Gix
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by GSX Hooligan

    getting back to the thread then, i think it should be made compulsary for male riders to carry a spare padlock, so if they catch a female rider out on a “sports” bike they can escort them home (slowly so they dont fall off and scrath the old mans bike) and re-chain them to the sink.

    I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
    Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)

    Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!


    What you mean escort them on their own bike?[?]

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #22530
    barmy_carmy
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    GSX! if you dont behave yourself…….I’m gonna put you over my knee and give you a thoroughly good spanking, you naughty boy!

    I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website

    #22531
    Gix
    Participant

    LOL!!! Never mind gettin him over the knee, size 7s connecting with a sensative part of his anatomy!!!!
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    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #22532
    GSX Rat
    Participant

    gc – you know, ride along with you making sure you dont wobble and fall off coz its a mans thing innit – you know riding bikes and that, mind you when we get you home you could show your thanks by whipping up a nice bacon bun or summat…..

    I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
    Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)

    Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!

    #22533
    Gix
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by GSX Hooligan

    gc – you know, ride along with you making sure you dont wobble and fall off coz its a mans thing innit – you know riding bikes and that, mind you when we get you home you could show your thanks by whipping up a nice bacon bun or summat…..

    I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
    Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)

    Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!


    So I would be on my own bike or old mans bike? Thats what you said? Make your mind up! You men can never make your mind up!
    And a mans thing? A ‘mans thing’ is going out and earning money for his woman to spend apparently! (obviously I don’t know about these things….I’m just a woman who rides her OWN sportsbike.)

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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    #22534
    GSX Rat
    Participant

    obviously it would be your old mans bike, girlies dont own bikes do they, i mean they cant even ride them properly never mind actually own one!

    I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
    Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)

    Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!

    #22535
    Gix
    Participant

    quote:


    Originally posted by GSX Hooligan

    obviously it would be your old mans bike, girlies dont own bikes do they, i mean they cant even ride them properly never mind actually own one!

    I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
    Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)

    Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!


    Er……who’s old man? Mine? Dont have one!! Try again!

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!

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