God and the Harley inventor

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The inventor Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter told Arthur, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven.”

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.”

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.

Arthur asked God, “Hey, aren’t you the inventor of women?” God said, “Ahh, yes.” “Well,” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.

First, there’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.

Second, it chatters constantly at high speeds.

Third, most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

Fourth, the intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. And finally, the maintenance costs are outrageous.

“Hmmmm,” said God mulling over Arthur’s comments. “You may have some good points there. Hold on a moment.” At that God walked over to his to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

In a matter of moments the computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

“Well it may be true that my invention is flawed,” God said to Arthur, “but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.”

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