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from the Lloyds TSB advert. They both mounted the Black Beauty and galloped off towards Bassets Pole so that Radar could show the lads that he still had it when it came to pulling the…..
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extra horse power that he needed to keep up with Thumper.After pulling up outside the pub,Anjolina got off the horse and drank her milk.After muttering something in Swahili she slowly turned round and said to Radar..”Wich one of those guys is Toggsey”?………
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sod black beauty he said, get on the back of this and led her over to a stall inside was a brand new moped ond off they went to bassets bike meet.
and to their astonishment gixer was already there with her bike up and running not bad doing an engine change all on my own in 1 day what do you think peeps ? but ive still got a problem with the……Paul
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chocolate habit…… it`s getting worse and I now have to have at leat 9 bars a day. In fact i`d rather have a nice piece of choccy than a………
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ride to Betwsy Coed on a warm spring afternoon. Do you know how I can solve this problem??? she asked Radar with a tear building in the corner of her eyes
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then turned blue……. Gixer recognised he was actually having a bad asthma attack and needed his inhaler. She reached into his pocket to locate it and she felt something small and hard, pulling her hand out she was amazed to see……….
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…..a galaxy chocolate bar. mmmmmm cheers radar…..
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
..whilst Gixer chewed on her choccie bar, Radar was turning bluer and bluer until eventually he was a royal blue all over, just like the Umppa Lumpa men in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. Chocolate factory! screamed Gixer and Speedy Claire, their eyes widening like saucers and their mouths salivating like……….
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….a couple of rabid wolves. “Hey Claire” said Gix, “I think he needs the kiss of life” Will you do it while I finish my Galaxy?
Claire replied “Oh go on then, but first I need to put on my……………clogs and macantosh as Radar was covered from head to toe in a thick and slimey….
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goo from his Brad Pit experience.. maybe he was having an allergic reaction to Brad???
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
quick as a flash claire grabbed a syringe full of adrenaline and yelled to Gixer to stand clear as she plunged the needle straight into Radars heart. She suddenly stepped back full of confusion!! the needle didn`t feel right then it came to her….. of course, this was a man, men don`t have hearts, they have swinging bricks!!!
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