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…Radar got his weapon out, a six foot bar of Tolberone. He snapped a triangle off and threw it to the back of hungry angels then put a few triangles in each bike. He then rode off to help the next forum member in hisdress, sorry distress.
The angels were now sated and their lust for food was now abated. They mounted their machines and started the big throbing machines between their legs; they shifted into first and wheelied off down the road heading towards….
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Thumper’s “Hot Chix and Gear Sticks Cafe and Bistro”…
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!When Thumper heard ID’s Angels bikes revving in the distance, he quickly prepared their drinks of Hot Chocolate and a few boxes of Jaffa Cakes and told Scouser, Digger and Prezzo to move from the table they were sitting at, he said sorry dudes this is the Angels table you’re gonna have to move, at that moment Id’s Angels had pulled up outside……………..
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and with ZZ Top playing loudly in the background they strutted over to THEIR table. “Hey Boys” purred Gixer putting her foot up on the table “this is OUR table” she looked toward Barmy and Speedy for backup but Speedy was busy pulling up her ankle socks and Barmy was admiring a cute little kitten. With a click of her fingers both angels regrouped with their leader and glared menacingly at the 3 blokes. “I won`t tell you again” said Gix “shift if you know what`s good for you”. Sensing the animosity and hormones in the air Scouser wisely said “come head lads lets sit somewhere else” he grabbed his 2 friends and their helmets and lead them protestingly to another table amidst cries from Digger of “I Want That One”!! The girls sat down but suddenly Digger (feeling extremely brave) ran back and as Barmy sat down he pulled the chair away causing her to fall on her backside. A loud roar was heard from her fellow angels as they…….
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Sat down.Luckily Barmy was unhurt as she didn’t have far to fall……..and bounced quickly back up on her feet and struts over to Digger and smiles sweetly at him as she picks up the squeezy bottle of mustard, and sqirts into diggers open mouth, followed by tomato ketchup and proceeded to squirt him from head to toe………………
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…mmmm Digger mummered, thisill go well with my spicy mackeral and chicken & sweetcorn pot noodle, and he started to scrape the container up and down his body collecting the sauce. The girls laughed at him and sat down in thier squeaky black leathers that made farting noises every time they moved.
“what shall we have then girls”, piped Barmy. Speedy said she fancied the rare Nanimbian frog from the planet Nannoo and the girls all agreed that they should try and get hold of this rare delicacy; but how were they going to get into space?
They started getting headaches as they thought how can we get into space…….?
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I know said Barmy, Radar! He’s a rocket scientist as well, he’ll fly into space for us and get our Nanimbian frog for us, our knight in shining armour!
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With that Radar went to blast into space, but his Yamaha blew up just as he left orbit. He would neeed to be rescued, but could the Angels get there in time, even though thay were on Suzukis…
Bloomin heck, if your gonna get a job done………..Do it yourself. Looks like we’re gonna have to use our nitros oxide gals, so they put on their way out wacky spacesuits and…….
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with Aerosmith playing in the background (theme from Armageddon obviously!) they strutted down the road to their waiting spaceship. The men all started weeping and crying as they wondered would they ever see their hero`s again. Radar threw himself at Gixers feet and tried to stop her leaving but to no avail, the girls were on a mission. They had to locate the naninmbiam frog. Slowly the door to the spaceship opened and there (much to speedy`s delight) stood Bruce Willis grinning cheekily from ear to ear, those blue eyes melting their hearts and those big shoulders slumped casually against the door frame, his big arms open wide waiting to embrace them, his rippling chest gently rising up and down as he breathed in and out in and out in and out. “Speedy” cried Barmy stop drooling! remember our mission. The girls eagerly climbed into the space ship with Speedy pretending to stumble on the ladder just so`s Bruce would grab her arm! Once Bruce had the girls safely strapped into their harnesses (which took quite a long time cos Speedy`s seemed to be faulty and kept popping open requiring Bruce to come back and fasten it again!) they gave a final glance and a wave at the boys standing at the side of the road. The engines roared into life and just as the spaceship was about to blast off Radar shouted “STOP, you can`t leave yet, I haven`t………….
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he telephoned the vatican quickly but the pope was otherwise engaged cos it was a nice day and he was busy getting his towels on all the sunloungers in St.Peters square. “Damn” said Radar, i`ll have to think of someone else to do the blessing. “I know” he said i`ll get……………
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You`d better be quick said Bruce…..these girls now have a new mission, there`s a huge asteroid on course for Bassets Pole ETA 8pm on Tuesday night!! There was much weeping and wailing amongst the men until I.D. shouted “STOP, let the girls go they have to save Bassets” the men recognising the authority in his voice calmed themselved down to a subdued whisper. With that the engines roared back into life and the men stood their waving their hankies and kitchen rolls as they bid the girls goodbye and wished them a safe and successful mission. What shall we do now said Toggsy, “I know replied Scouser we`ll break into Gixers house and watch the x rated video of speedy and the dog” the men all gave a big cheer and mounted their bikes and roared off along the M6 toll road towards Gixers house. Suddenly tho from somewhere high up in the air there was a huge explosion. “Oh my god” said Radar it looks like……….
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