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a gush of wind (don’t). Suddenly she was dressed again the chocolate had gone and a voice from nowhere boomed…
“Gixerwomwen superhero it has fallen to save biking as we know it!”
She glanced in a mirror and she was now dressed in black leathers from head to toe, and on the rode stood a black GSX-R1000K5.
“Take it the bike”
Continued the voice…
“It will know where to go”
Gixer climbed aboard and the k5 roared off to…
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Roll up, while she contemplated her next move. The GSX-R was glinting in the sun, when she heard the distinctive bark coming from a pair of GSX-R motors.
Then up rolled Speedy Claire and Barmy Carmy astride two identical black GSX-R1000s. They too where dressed in black, just like Gix.
Gixer looked at their backs as they parked up and got off the bikes.
On the back of both sets leathers was written id silver leather;
“ID’s Angels”
Speedy strolled up to Gix and said,
“Put out that roll up, we’ve got biking to save”
With that Gixer leapt back on her bike and then all three glistening black missles roared out of the car park and…
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!….straight into the path of an oncoming lorry. The lorry turned quickly, avoiding the ‘Angels’ and lost its cargo of…..
Nestle confectinery. The girls braked hard, hit the kill switches and stuffed themselves with sweets chocolate and anything that had more than 500 calories. Their leathers started to split at the seams straining to keep all the ladie flesh in when suddenly…
Be seen and be Safe!
Barmy let all her wind out. it was one almighty Buuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppp! The leathers shrank back into shape on her petite body! This was followed by Gixerchic and Speedyclaire. We all hopped back on our bikes and roared off into the sunset on our next mission, Which
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they knew to be the most difficult of missions… to ride the roads of caravans!
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Everwhere they looked there were the two wheeled tin snailed being pulled along by nice family cars with nice families aboard.
As one all three gsxr tanks split in two and out came a laser cannon.The Angels were on the M5 south, caravan country.
They moved into a neat V formation on the wailing Suzis and went to work…
Caranvan after was reduced to match wood as the girls laughed manically into their helmets, God they had not had this much fun since…
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!Rebuilding Gixers GSX6.. why this was almost as good as eating chocolate….
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Perhaps even better. The girls worked south leaving pure mayhem in their 175mph wake. Behind them the shattered remains of hundreds of tin snails, ahead of them the caravan sites of the south west lay before them. Packed with caravans, it was like putting the vampires in charge of the bloodbank.
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Originally posted by GSF K1Rebuilding Gixers GSX6.. why this was almost as good as eating chocolate….
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Its a GSX-R6! Grrrr!
Back to the story then…They were bubbling with excitement! Very soon the roads of Great Britain would be free from these slow moving, bank holiday menaces. Far in the distance on the horizon they spotted…..
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
The menace of all the highways.. the RangeRover… in unison they kicked down and felt the surge of power between their legs be transferred to the tarmack as they took chase…
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Out comes the laser canons, Range rover coming in to target, we get into our V formation, just about to fire……..
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…when bang, a conrod shoots out of Gixers engine, but this time it was intentional as another feature of these bikes was the ability to fire conrods like crossbow bolts at any target the rider looked at with thier HUD (head up displays) built in to their helmets.
The conrod found its target and went straight through the radiator of the Range Rover, the girls gave a shriek of delight as fluid poured out of the stalling 4 x 4 like blood from a Stuck pig. They thundered past the victim still in the V formation, what was next they thought as they continued thier journey.
The girls all turned their bike to bike intercom systems on and Gixer turned on her CD player and the Spice Girls ‘Tell me what you want want you really, really want’…blasted into their earpieces………….
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….”Who put this crap in my CD player?” she exclaimed angrily. “Oops sorry,” barmy confessed, “I quite like them!”
Just then their was the roar of a ZX6R engine and the girls looked up to see Toggsy speeding down the hill towards them. He must have been attracted to the sound of the Spice Girls catawalling!
“Watch the roundabout!” speedy shouted a warning…..LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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