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Ever since he was a kid Scouser had dreamt of the day when…
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!He’d become president of the United States of America and ride across the world telling all the other world leaders….
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
all car drivers would have to take their bike test by law and ride at least once a year or they would face…
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Fat bikers bounce better!loosing their licence and having a higher band put on their council tax.If they did fail,as an alternative they could…..
Take it easy out there
This would scare the car drivers into doing as they were told.
I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website
Because then and only then would they realise doing the right thing,is the best way to deal with things, not realising that being a passenger on the back of Thmpers bike being riden by Thumper would be ultimate punishment for them as the thought of going on the back of man who can keep up with a Yamamha Thundercat (87BHP MAX and don’t let him tell you different) nearly sports bike on a 38 BHP SRX would be the most frightening thing anyone can ever imagine, and paying extra Council tax would come flooding in, for those who dared to try to dodge the fine would find out that…………
Being a passenger with Thumper on anything is a an experience likely to bring you closer to God. For Thumper can keep up with anything on anything, but today was going to be different, because today was the day somebody even crazier than Thumper turned up, their name…
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!Dingdong…..like the sound of church bells sounding accross the empty streets on a Sunday afternoon, as Out of the hazey aftrenoon sunshine she appeared, her golden hair flowing like strands of silk in the sunshine behind her, her tinted visor hid her beauty, that natural kind of beauty you know the one that only comes naturally……
with a scouse accent and a fag hanging out of the corner of her mouth.. of course Lilly Savage in leather, holding her…
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
Boobs up, as they were beginning to droop to her knees!
I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website
but made excellent knee protectors whilst riding, and we won’t get envolved with her crash mushrooms!!!
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Fat bikers bounce better!She pulled up alongside scouser, “Alright R kid. Av yer gareny masscarra?” Scouser replied ” I’m the president of the USA, I don’t carry make up, but I know a Laadiee called Gixerchic in a town called Tamworth in England. I will take you to England and you two can swop make up and roll-ups and have a good chin-wag, whilst I can spread the good word about….
Be seen and be Safe!
how good suzukis are PMSL. But you wont be able to use GCs makeup cos she dont wear none but pretty handy atrolling fags and the odd joint. Lets go get high!” With tht he jumped on the back of lily and they rode off into the sunset with his hands on…….[:0]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
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