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I stopped when I got to the next corner, gasping for breath I suddenly thought “oh no, my special thong…… I must have left it in the shop”. Only thing for it was to go back and retrieve it. I arrived back at the shop and looked through the window. To my surprise the old lady had my thong and was…………
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
lol…….. there there, i`m sure the Easter Bunny will come and see you. Just tell him to leave the eggs unfertilised!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
Well now you`ve taken your teeth out why don`t you slide your tongue in between my toes and remove some of that encrusted in dirt……….Watch out for that verruca tho!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
can`t tell you…….. (Speedy blushes furiously!) am far too embarrassed. Can`t tell you about the second time I visted the same petrol station either, that`s even more embarrassing!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
Well if I had my new bike I might have come. Also if I wasn`t working I might have come. But the fact is that Betswy has a horrible, nasty petrol station at which I severely embarrassed myself and no longer have the guts to show my face there again!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
I sadly followed them through to the back where the elder of the 2 old ladies (she was about 90) put the kettle on, put her teeth in the jar at the side of the sink, grabbed her tape measure and knelt with some difficulty in front of me.0 Looking up at me she said………..
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
yes I replied as I feebly handed them my thong……… do you repair gussetts?? The 2 old ladies appeared suitably shocked. Never in all their years as established purveyors of fine ladies garments had they seen such shoddy workmanship and such cheap and tacky material!! What exactly is this they asked and how do you wear it?? Well I replied……….
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
that my thong had been worn by a person infected with a nasty sexually transmitted disease!!! Griefstricken and blinded by tears I fell to my knees and………..
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
