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Ah bless what a nice piccy and what a motley crew!! In fact, hang on, those garages……. aren`t they where they store all the gym equipment in the exercise yard at Walton Prison??
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add to her collection. She already had the vials of blood from her previous lovers round her neck and some leftovers of Brad still in her bowels which she was leaving til later that night. Radar gulped, he suddenly felt nauseous and not quite so sure if he still wanted this woman. “Radar” she said, “look into my eyes, not around my eyes but into my eyes, on the count of 3 you`ll forget what you`ve just seen, 1 2 3 you`re back in the room”. Radar suddenly blinked, he saw Angelina sitting there on the loo and never in his life had he lusted after someone so much. “Come to me” she said and Radar went drooling all the way. She opened her arms to receive him, Radar felt aroused!! in fact he felt so aroused that he just………….
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
Bugger…… and here`s me thinking that maybe he`d been attracted to me and my 8 nice nails!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
he looked around him again and saw a sword sticking out of a rock……. he doggy paddled over to it with Sebastian the Crab in tow. Sebastian said many a brave man has tried to pull that sword out but no-one has succeeded. If you can claim the sword then eternal life will be yours forever! Radar thought about this, he had a secret crush on Angelina Jolie and he knew that at the moment he didn`t stand a chance of “bagging” her, not with Brad Pitt around anyway. “BUT” he thought, maybe when Angelina`s in her 60`s and I still have enternal youth i might stand more of a chance. Bravely he seized the sword with both hands. He pulled and pulled, tugged and tugged and just when he was about to give up there was a blinding flash, lots of underwater fireworks went off and Sebastian the Crab cowered sideways behind a rock. A deep voice boomed out to him “Radar” it said “you are the chosen one, you must take your sword, go forth and………….”.
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
lol…….. and thanks. Hope you didn`t hurt yourself too much!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
Ah go on……. put it in your most embarrassing moments post. Pleeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee, won`t make me feel so bad then
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
at least at Betswy I was wearing a helmet which covered my blushes!!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
lol and just a suggestion but have you tried removing your dark tinted visor??
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
ha ha ha ha ha ha pmsl……… Come on Digger, what`s the story??
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
with Aerosmith playing in the background he braced himself and plotted his landing… he noticed a large lake to his left and made the hasty decision to launch himself into the lake thus softening his landing. He jumped and he hit the lake at 3,000,867,42 mph down under the surface he went, down to the bottom of the lake! After 5 minutes he realised that a miracle had happened and he could breathe underwater. Also, quite miraculously, he had no injuries other than a face that looked like a smacked arse due to the G force. Swimming around he suddenly noticed a beautiful mermaid with long blonde hair, she beckoned him over and as he doggy paddled towards her he realised………..
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
