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Barnie
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantI have a beige toilet seat with shells and things in….. tis nice too!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantAm really feeling nauseous now……….. you lot are sick, you must have stomach`s like a dustbin!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantFlintstones
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantmy son plays the guitar and thinks he`s Carlos Santana…….. but unfortunately he`s not!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantcoming off my bike and getting knocked out then coming round to find myself lying in an 8 foot ditch and wondering “am I still alive or is this what its like when you die!!”
And going up to Scotland a few months ago at night, coming out of one of their weird service stations and driving the wrong way up a dual carriageway at 80mph and seeing 2 cars coming towards me… one in each lane!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantomg……… think i`m going to hurl, macrel pot noodle??
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantok erm ………… tadpoles
Spawn
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipant?? brown tiles. My bathroom is ok but hopefully i`ll be moving soon and i`d like a bathroom with white tiles and white suite……. very clean and clinical looking
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantyes I do and I usually have 1 a day…… I also like them with custard
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantFirstly i`d like to congratulate you on your achievements…….. you have broken into medical history here and i`m wondering have you informed “the Lancet” as i`m sure you`re probably the first man to ever give birth. Re: the wind this is normal and I think that taking your baby for a high speed ride might actually aggravate the problem. As Gixer advises try asking your chemist for a remedy, I must admit i like the old fashioned gripe water, works for me every time
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantbut gixer and GSF obviously were not familiar with the little known fact that a mans brain is actually located next to a womans clitoris thus explaining why men have such difficulty in finding it!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipantas in 9 and a half weeks??? strawberry anyone??
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speedy claireParticipantwell actually they weren`t marketed… i made mine from an old barbie doll which i`d scalped performed plastic surgery on the boobs (always did want to be a nurse) and cleverly crafted some “man bits” out of play doh!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
speedy claireParticipanttale
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
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