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Sorry I`m late but Happy New Year everyone…. hope its a good one
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
Men have more blood than women. Men have 1.5 gallons for men versus 0.875 gallons for women.
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
Since Xmas Eve i`ve consumed (with a little help from a mate!) 3 bottles of Baileys, 1 bottle of Brandy, 1 bottle of Vodka, 12 bottles of wine and 30 bottles of lager….. eek that sounds awful as I read it!! (large slurp from glass of wine!)
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
last year I resolved to lose weight, drink less, give up smoking and act my age. This year I resolve to lose weight, drink less, give up smoking and act my age!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
revealed
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
mayonnaise
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
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Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
I`m verbally abusive with lots of hand gestures and shaking of the head and I wish all sorts of nasty things on them then feel a bit nasty so take the last bit back!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
shapely
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
fruit
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
Risky
I know ‘everyone’s doing it’, but that doesn’t mean its legal. Ok – chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you’ll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 18 Potential fine: £7000
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
Ditto big ouch
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
a) [xx(] Neither! more of a tissue girl myself
q) red or pink lipstick
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
For someone to ring me and say I don`t have to work xmas day……. A new bike (unrealistic), a new car (unrealistic), lots of money (unrealistic) A bottle of baileys would be nice! [
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Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
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