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  • in reply to: bike cams #54534
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    take a look

    https://www.dogcamsport.co.uk/dogcampro480.htm

    for the best quality you need a video cam with av in & out, or this if you want something compact , at 30 fps https://cgi.ebay.co.uk/JXD-951-2-GB-PMP-Digital-DV-CAMERA-MP3-MP4-4-TFT_W0QQitemZ230173280619QQihZ013QQcategoryZ31388QQcmdZViewItem

    in reply to: Bad joke competition #53851
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    sorry thats a good joke lol

    in reply to: Bad joke competition #53850
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    saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour
    said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, Six should be enough.’

    in reply to: Bad joke competition #53849
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    quote:


    Originally posted by imperialdata

    Let’s have one. Post your best worst joke!!

    Here’s a few of mine (thanks kids):

    Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

    I was reading a book about adhesive the other day. I just couldn’t put it down.

    Q: What’s the friendliest school?
    A: Hi school.

    Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
    A: Mustard. (It’s good for hot dogs.)

    Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
    A: A lumpy milkshake.

    Q; What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?
    A: Not only have you let me down, you’ve let yourself down, and you’ve let the whole school down!

    Q: Why was the broom late?
    A: Because he overswept.

    2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted….

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra…..

    “Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘The Green, Green Grass of Home.'”
    “That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.”
    “Is it common?”
    “Well, It’s Not Unusual.”

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says “Dam!”.

    Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.


    the last 2 are funny[:o)][:D]

    in reply to: 2007 holiday ride #53561
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    2 hotels , one in spain+ 1 in italy very cheep in june, only69 euros for a 4**** hotel, and the rest was campsites.
    we didnt make any plands before hand where we were we was going to stay, thats was the adventure, heres a few of the hotes+campsites we stayed at

    https://www.husa.es/en/fichaHotel.php?id=165 spain

    hotel bes benessere e salute, sede oper.: via nazionale, 18- 10050 claviere
    tel… 0122.87.87.35- fax 012244.45.02 italy

    https://www.campingvillagefrance.fr/
    very nice- nice/ france

    https://www.camping-front-mer.com/ france

    abrechnung camping monument/wallis
    fam.ambuhl josiane ch-3952 susten
    tel…(0)27 473 1827 switzerland

    https://www.camping-online.de/deu/index.html

    germany

    in reply to: Long Journeys #54037
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    The feeling you get when your at your last 50 miles or so from home. it’s like a sugar rush or drinking 5 tins of red bull all in one go: your energy comes from no-where, knowing you will soon be in arms of your loved ones and the comfort of your setee LOL that was getting a bit deep lol sorry[:o)]

    in reply to: Long Journeys #54036
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    Originally posted by matt splat

    I would say stop every hour, if you need to or not, dont just stand there either, move around, stamp your feet.

    Tank up before your fuel warning light come on.

    Layers, as the other members said. Base layer,insulating layer, windstopping layer, then good protective equipment. Make sure your neck is sealed off from the wind, you loose a lot of heat through your neck.

    I also find a good old sing song inside my helmet works wonders, driving into bad weather, prepared, and with a smile on your face is half of the battle won.


    The good old sing song has saved my life many time’s when riding through the hottest weather, then terenchal rain, and last but not least the cold frosty weather all in one journey e.g. from Nice to Manchester in 24 hours 1100+ miles they should put the good old sing song as a lifesaver in the highway code book.

    in reply to: Matt Splat says hello. #54391
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    Originally posted by matt splat

    Hi imperialdata, I would be happy to share my progress with you. The CBR has been resprayed white, ready for stickering up with sponsors logo’s/advertising. I have just taken delivery of my pipe bender so i can begin with building some crash protection into the bike. Triumph UK and Michelin have sent donations to be raffled. ReV-It motorcycle clothing have today agreed to be my equipment sponsor, that just leaves boots and helmet to be sponsored on me!
    Why the Honda, good question, reliability was the main attraction, but it could have been any bike.
    I would love to video diary my journey, but I have made a pact that I will donate everything to charity in Mongolia, so if someone would like to make a charitable donation of video equipment, I would be more than happy to provide film of my adventure.

    Good luck on your adventure


    in reply to: 2007 holiday ride #53559
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    err… and the bike vid at the end is in fast forward lol just before you ask…

    in reply to: 2007 holiday ride #53557
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    in reply to: Hello there! #54345
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    hi mate and welcome to the forum[:D]

    in reply to: My Biking Year 2007, Piccies and Music #54263
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    nice vid roll on 2008 mate

    in reply to: My first year! #54227
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    cool vid mate love it

    in reply to: Merry Christmas #54261
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    and a happy new year

    in reply to: Four Wheels can be fun… #54198
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    looks like fun to me cool

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