Poor little girl

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  • #9002
    Christina
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    My first crash wasn’t all that impressive but what happened afterwards amazed me. About a week after getting the bike I was speeding in and out of lanes on wet roads in Scotland (stupid, I know) when the car in front of me braked. I had to brake hard just as my front wheel reached the big wet slippy painted arrow in the middle of the lane. Earth, sky, earth, sky,……
    I didn’t get up because I was convinced I was in my bed asleep having a bad dream (?!?!). A few people got out of their cars to see if I was alright and one of them phoned an ambulance (which I didn’t need thankfully, god bless leather). A few minutes later one of them reached down and opened my visor. She abruptly stood up and told everyone in a shocked voice that (OH my God!) it was a girl lying there. The guy with the phone redialled 999 and told them to hurry up because the guy who came off his bike was actually a girl!
    In other words, if it was a guy, let him wait!!!

    PS. I’ll always be grateful to the nice ambulance driver who not only didn’t charge me for the ambulance but got out a pair of pliers and straightened my gear lever so I could drive home.

    #20391
    Gix
    Participant

    He He. Peoples reactions when I take off my helmet and they realise that I am a female on a sports bike, it still amazes me, and in this world when we are all meant to be equal too!
    Lucky you didn’t damage yourself though! I am not sure whether we bounce better than men do or if we are able to cope with more pain! Can’t imagine a bloke coping with childbirth! ;-)

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    #20392
    Christina
    Participant

    It’s so bad I’ve even been wolf whistled by girls when I’ve been getting off the bike. The reaction when I took the helmet off was hilarious! Never seen faces go that red before.

    #20393
    imperialdata
    Keymaster

    A male friend of mine (honest!) has been caught out the other way round, leching at the tightly leathered rear end of a long blonde haired biker who pulled up. Yep, it was a bloke and we still tell that story to anyone who meets him for the first time.

    Don’t knock the wolf-whistles Christina, I’d be happy to get them! Welcome to the forum by the way.

    PS Childbirth looks easy – you try standing next to the mother, being sworn at and gripped so tightly that the blood stops circulating!

    #20394
    wheelie
    Participant

    With you on that one ID [xx(]

    Hey Christina, do you ever whistle back at the girls? [:p]



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    #20395
    Gix
    Participant

    He he. I can see you boys are gonna stick together on this one!

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    #20396
    Lex
    Participant

    Riding a Superdream is more painful than childbirth. I have not had any kids (wot with being a male!), but I cam’t of anything worse than a Superdream, so that seals it for me! Sorry girls.

    #20397
    Christina
    Participant

    You’re just showing what weeds you men are Lex.
    I drive a 14 year old Honda NSR to work every day. I’m clocking up nearly 500 miles a week in all weathers surrounded by maniac Irish drivers. I’d like to see you try that. Wouldn’t last a day by the sound of it.

    I might try whistling back at the girls, wheelie. I’ll let you know what happens. [;)]

    #20398
    Gix
    Participant

    Ha ha haha ha he he he, cripes i’ve just fallen off my chair! Nice one Christina! Thats told em! He he he he! Lucky men arent th ones who bear children eh? Human race would be extinct by now!!!

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    #20399
    Lex
    Participant

    I’m no weed – I can crush beer cans!!

    I do need a vice and some help though…

    Anyway childbirth can’t be tough, my old Irish Granny managed it 17 times!!

    #20400
    Gix
    Participant

    I should think it would have been like shelling peas by then mate!

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    #20401
    Christina
    Participant

    What is the difference between a man and childbirth?

    One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

    [:p]

    #20402
    XV16
    Participant

    Ouch!!!

    Best Regards
    Stuart XV16



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    #20403
    Gix
    Participant

    Ahhh! There are exeptions!

    Whats the difference between men and condoms?

    Condoms have evolved – they are no longer thick and insensative![:p]

    But like I said, there are some rare exceptions! [;)]

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    #20404
    GSX Rat
    Participant

    How many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?

    One to do it

    One to hold the chocolates

    Three to bitch about her husband

    Her husband to do it properly

    All of them to moan he should have done it sooner!

    GSX750 Ratfighter / SR125 Rat / GSX600F / Beamish250 / Honda70 Rat / Honda250 Rat Racer

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