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Well this didn’t take long to reach my in box
Toxicology report is out. It seems Michael Jackson died from an allergic reaction after eating some 12 year old nuts
I heard that for 20 minutes after Michael’s death the doctor kept Pounding on his chest saying: ” BEAT IT…. BEAT IT…. BEAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will his organs continue to be donated to children?
Due to his unfortunate death. Michael Jackson’s dates have been cancelled. They were Thomas aged 6 and Kevin aged 9
I don’t feel any emotion for MJs death… Guess he never really touched me when I was younger…
At the autopsy they found childrens underwear strapped to his upper arm. According to his doctors it is just a patch, he’s been trying to quit for a while.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10”?
A: Two 5 year olds.Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.
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