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making animals at childrens parties……. the ribbed ones make an excellent snake. Gix, Speedy and Radar weren`t too convinced by this and asked Digger to demonstrate. Digger quickly ripped off the foil with his teeth wincing in pain as the silver foil caught on all of his fillings then proceeded to blow the condom up. Suddenly Gix and Speedy both started panting and their faces swelled up…. Digger hadn`t realised that they were both allergic to rubber and latex!! Suddenly they both turned blue and fell to the floor. Radar and Digger both started panicking at the sight of Gix and Speedy unconscious on the floor. “What should we do” said Radar, suddenly Digger had a wicked thought “quick” he said “before they wake up let`s………………….
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
….take all their clothes off, take a quick video of the Ommpa Lumpa girlies, (this would be their 1st blue movie); put their gear back on, shoot off to the pub, have a quick pint, come back and wake them up with a spicy mackeral and chicken & sweetcorn pot noodle.
Digger and Radar sniggered as they knew what the girlies looked like in the blue and they would put the video on The Bike Forum for the gang to see. The girls were dazed and confused to wake up with fishy gobs and looked at each other thinking…………Be seen and be Safe!
what the hell just happened there??? why do we smell of fish? and why are Radar and Digger wearing funny shaped trousers? they look like there`s something down the front of them!! Has Digger been making those condom animals again??
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
Then yet again there was a blinding flash and a huge explosion. The Aldi store lay in ruins with Pot Noodle cartons strewn everywhere. But as they all rose groggily to their feet they saw a mytstical sight above them: there, in a haze of two stroke smoke, was Thumper aboard his buzzin’ TDR250. He clicked up his visor and said
“I come from the future to…”
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!….help you in your quest. We know you are in search of the Great Golden Pot Noodle and I have been sent from the future to take you..’Back to the Future’…Climb aboard; with that the highly modified TDR250 transformed with a wider and longer seat, uprated suspension and anti gravity discs. The 2-stroke engine started humming (“who do you think yo are kidding Mr Hiltler”…) and it started to generate it’s own tele-porting doorway. Once the doorway was big enough for them all, Thumper……….
Be seen and be Safe!
Pulled down his visor, ripped open the throttle……..and stalled the engine…….
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
bugger,thats blown it (sorry Gix)you two will have to get off and push as I had to sell my starter motor to buy this silver super hero suit.With that the girls got off the bike and just as they started to push,a huge purple and pink…..
Take it easy out there
brown coloured overcoat as the one he was wearing was all tattered and torn.Gixer and speedy both looked startled at the sight of the huge purple and pink elephant wearing an overcoat stood proudly above them.”Don`t fret my fair ladies”Thumper said,”I`ll get you out of this fix”.With that Thumper dropped his super hero trousers and pulled out his….
Take it easy out there
little mouse which the elephant looked at and said,”call that a mouse!” and laughed menacingly through its trunk. What the elephant didn’t realise though was this was no ordinary mouse, don’t forget we are in the future; the mouse opened its jaws to the ‘size of an elephant’ (read that bit in the voice of the genie out of the cartoon Shazam), and the mouse swallowed the purple and pink elaphant whole then retreated back into Thumpers trousers. Everyone looked at each other in astonishment and also at the big bulge in the front of Thumpers keks; Thumper raised one eyebrow, Roger Moore style, and shouted come push everyone we must find fuel for my bike, so they all pushed together, the girls first and Digger and Radar behind them so they could get more…..
Be seen and be Safe!
traction. They pushed hard and Thumpers bike rored into life with its new fusion nuclear 2-stroke engine. He pulled a wheelie and then just disappeared. He was gone…everybody was shocked and Speedy Claire was really upset because she had turned purple…
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!through the effort of pushing thumper and his bike and from breathing in the toxic fumes given off by his flatulance problem. “The bleeders got our chocolate!”[:0] she cried in dismay and they legged it for their bikes, scambling aboard them, the bikes roared to life and the girls sped off to the sound of the Mission Impossible theme…..
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
AS they sped off in pursuit all they could think about was Chocolate, it was THEIRS and NOBODY was going to keep them from it!
Donate – Or Imperial Data will have you sorted!All thought of the Golden Pot Noodle disappearing from their thoughts as they raced through deserted streets looking for thumper the chocolate knapper. All of a sudden, there in the distance, they saw……
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
Willy Wonka rideing a supped up Barbie bike with a hayabusa engine and stablizers the front basket was full of chocolate bars. lets catch him up they said, but that was not as easy as they thought. with their mouths drooling at the thought of all the goodies within their grasp.they had not noticed the Police radar trap untill the very last moment. Ah shit they said as the brakes where applied rather abruptly……..
Paul
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