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thus proving the fact that men are attracted to brains, explaining the obsession men have with the wrong hole……..
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
but gixer and GSF obviously were not familiar with the little known fact that a mans brain is actually located next to a womans clitoris thus explaining why men have such difficulty in finding it!!
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
Radar suddenly came to his senses, shouting sh*t girl.. thats an “outy” zone, not an “in” zone..cant you find a blood vein to use.. you’re usually good a drawing blood…
To “ERR” is natural.. to really fowl things up needs a politician!!
But it was too late for poor old Radar. The adrenaline had already started to rush through his veins in waves of surging power, bringing a rosey glow to his cheeks…….and his face.
He felt rejuvenated, focused, and clear about his task ahead.
The girls looked at each another in amazement as in one swift, smooth and seamless movement he…with front wheel pointing to the bright summer sky wow he thaught i wonder how long i can keep this wheelie up as he clicked into 2nd gear. when suddenly he remembered hed promissed to pick up a pot noodle for crowey and headed off toowards aldi on his quest to find the golden pot noodle….
Paul
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Gixer and speedy watched Radars trial of dust in the distance and looked at each other covered in chocolate and together thought, mmmm………….No! Stop it!
Instead they shouted in unisin, “Lets get on our bikes and help Radar on his quest to find the Golden Pot Noodle”, and with that they mounted their trusty steeds, but had to go slow because Gixerchic had to run her bike in…………………..Be seen and be Safe!
because she did`nt want the same thing to happen again as her luck has been horrid the last few months.With that in mind Gixer asked Speedy to change into 2nd gear because the weight on her right wrist was causing her discomfort due to an injury sustained while she was giving…
Take it easy out there
out soup in a local soup kitchen that had been set up to provide homeless people with at least one good meal a day!!! Speedy changed into 2nd gear and off they trundled on their merry way. Feeling happy and trying to keep radar in their sight they suddenly noticed 2 men in a car staring at them….. it was none other than Brad Pitt and George Clooney. George leaned out of the car and winked suggestively at them. He invited Gix and Speedy to stop at the Little Chef further up the road for an All Day Breakfast. Blimey they thought, what shall we do?? we should help Radar but FFS George and Brad want to take us for something to eat!! Decisions Decisions!! both women looked at each other and with the same thought in mind they………..
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
said f**k it and lets stop at the corner shop instead we need to top up our chocky intake…besides brad has only got a small……..
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chopper…… why he couldn`t ride a proper motorbike was beyond their comprehension!! They stocked up on chocolate and Walkers cheese and onion crisps and lashings and lashings of ginger beer then proceeded with their adventure to assist Radar find the Golden Pot Noodle. Suddenly out of nowhere 7 ninja`s appeared waving samurai swords at them and blocked the road ahead. “Shit” said Gix “I think we`re done for mate” but suddenly with a huge roar Radar appeared waving a big………..
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
wooden clog that he had secretly slipped into his pocket from the big castle,he waved the big clog above his head that fast that the ninja`s stopped in their tracks and hasterly retreated back into the….
Take it easy out there
shadows from wenst they came.
Gixer and Speedy were impressed by Radars bravery and for a nano-second they thought he was cooler than Brad the Zombie or George the Scouser look-a-like! After resting to top up on the choccie, ginger beer and C&O crisps, they continued their journey to find the Golden Pot Noodle.Whilst travelling in a northerly direction towards…..Be seen and be Safe!
….the North, they noticed a lad pushing a bike around an island. “Run out of petrol have you?” Claire shouted. Suddenly Gix piped up “It’s Toggsy! Whatcha doin’?”.
“I’m pushing me boike round the islands now” he retorted in a brummie accent, “because I fall off gooin’ round ’em”. The girls laughed and said “Come on, hop on here and we’ll take you for a quick…..look around aldi. weve heared there was once a dedicated cult of bikky buyers who turn up on pension day and maybe they can help us to find the pot noodle
as they entered there was scouser as usual stuffing his pockets full of aldis own brand durex.. looking rather embarrest he turned and said.. im not shoplifting these are not for myself they are for digger he uses them for..Paul
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