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The officer asked me my name. “Evel Knievel” I said thinking he would laugh and just drive off. Not this officer though. He raised his finger to me and said….
I looked over at my bike lying a few yards away….
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Vodka in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, what a ride!
I went out and bought some playig cards and washing pegs to make clatters for my R1s front wheel one flew off and went straight into a post box
By the time i got home it was deliverd to my homeis that fast or what i always use air mail now
paul
…and noticed that my throwover luggage bags had spilled open to reveal my Travel Twister and several items of ladies underwear….shock horror,i jumped up,ran over to the bike only to find…..
Take it easy out there
that my favourite white lacy thong had disappeared!!!!!!!!!!!!!! after my tears had subsided I pulled myself together and thought hard about where it could have gone. OMG I thought, maybe I left it in that…………….
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
….huge crack between my buttocks. But no, it was nowhere to be found. Could the friendly policeman who helped me have possibly pocketed my thong? It was off to the station to find out.
But as I ambled towards the police station, I passed a children’s playground and I looked at them playing and singing but to my shock I realised that they were playing tug-o-war with my thong and they were singing; “thing a thong of thixpence a pocketh full of wye”..that’s when it dawned on me that this school was for the verbally challenged so I decided there and then……………
Be seen and be Safe!
to challenge them and take back what was rightly mine.The thong was in a right old state,the elastic had snapped and the gusset was slightly soiled.With that in hand i made my way back to my bike only to find a small green….
Take it easy out there
blob on it, and dicovered it was a bogie. Someone had used the thong as a hanky or was it?
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that my thong had been worn by a person infected with a nasty sexually transmitted disease!!! Griefstricken and blinded by tears I fell to my knees and………..
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
thought,where the hell am I!Looking around me i noticed all the cars were old fastioned and the locals were dressed like people from the Midlands,I noticed an old newspaper blowing down the street,I hasterly chased after it.Upon retrieving it from a gutter I looked at the front page of the Banbury Cake I noticed the date: Tue 9 Sept 1955,….
Take it easy out there
…mentally scarred by the damage to my thong I flicked through the pages. An advert caught my attention – “The Gutterman Sisters – Fine Ladies Garments”. I sped off in search of this shop, thong in pocket. On reaching the shop,I entered to find 2 old dears behind the counter and a fine selection of pantihose…”Can we help you, sir?”…
Paul
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yes I replied as I feebly handed them my thong……… do you repair gussetts?? The 2 old ladies appeared suitably shocked. Never in all their years as established purveyors of fine ladies garments had they seen such shoddy workmanship and such cheap and tacky material!! What exactly is this they asked and how do you wear it?? Well I replied……….
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!
…like this I said…I laid my boots to one side, stripped off my leathers, my long johns &, heartbroken, pulled on my tattered thong. With tears in my eyes I looked up at the 2 dears – eyes wide open, the younger one (about 80) exclaimed “Don’t worry deary I’m sure there’s something we can do, we’re very clever with our hands, we’ll have it looking as fine as that helmet of yours in no time. Come through to the back sir…”
Paul
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