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I should be in prison for 98 years and have fines totaling £9500
https://www.thesite.org/flash/dodgy.html
Hope it is not just me!!
Matt Black… The ultimate chrome cleaner..
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Bet you didn’t think you’d be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 5.5 Potential fine: £2000″
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LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
DODGEY
Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don’t know won’t hurt ’em eh? We know your heart’s in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with ‘Mad’ Frank, Harry the Horse and ‘Wristy’ Rich Richardson.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: £2500
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]I,m a fallen angel who,s lost his wings ands been left out in the cold….
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Scoundrel
More than a bit naughty – you’re heading for a spot of bother at this rate – that is if you’re not already inside. You don’t have to be perfect, but if no one says you’re a bad person, they’re wrong. You are.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 57 Potential fine: £7000
life sucks get used to it
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Originally posted by katana30 years and £5000 fine
Donut – I mean DONATE!
And I always thought you were a nice boy![:o)][:o)]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
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Originally posted by Gixquote:
Originally posted by katana30 years and £5000 fine
Donut – I mean DONATE!
And I always thought you were a nice boy![:o)][:o)]
LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
It would have been worse if liked mince pies!!!
Donut – I mean DONATE!
How much time are you allowed on the internet when you’re behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You’re a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty’s pleasure. Either that or you’re some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.
Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!
Damn, if i didnt hate mince pies and i wasnt so anti fishing i could have been killed…..
Oh, and the bow and arrow, i put yes but it was a crossbow – still counts in my opinion, and my mate who got the bolt in the leg still screamed lots so it must have hurt as bad.
I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!
Years in prison 12.5 no fine. Very dubious!
I’m not riding fast, I’m just flying low. and please DONATE to this website
Risky
I know ‘everyone’s doing it’, but that doesn’t mean its legal. Ok – chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you’ll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:
Years in prison: 18 Potential fine: £7000
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..
Am i glad but GSX Ratbiker is about. lol
its probably the mince pies that helped me tooMatt Black… The ultimate chrome cleaner..
Am I the only upstanding responsible citizen on this forum?
It was the mince pies that got me my sentence![
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LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE ABILITY TO DESTROY YOU, THEN TRUSTING THEM NOT TO.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, VODKA in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming…….WOO HOO, WHAT A RIDE!!
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