What does Yoda Ride…

[Radar]

That stuff about God Allah and Budha set me thinking:

Here is what I think a few famous people might ride:

Yoda from Star Wars: Honda Monkey Bike, but the power of “The Force” would mean it was quicker than a Fireblade…

Darth Vader: Has to be a Yamaha V-Max!!

Captain Kirk: Tough one, maybe a Yamaha XJ650 Turbo?

Lister from Red Dwarf: Ratty Kawasaki Z650 with a seriously lound Alpha 4 into 1. No MOT or tax.

Rimmer (also from Red Dwarf): Tomos A3K – remember in the mid 1980’s when you could buy these from Woolworths!!

Osama Bin Laden: Suzuki DRZ400, good off road and on. His must be fitted with a cloaking device as nobody can find him! Wonder if he has got Saddam on the back?

Fiedel Castro (Cuban leader) : See him on a Moto Guzzi leMans I for some reason.

Few people I am struggling with, what do you lot reckon this lot might ride:

Noddy Holder from 70’s rock band Slade
Jimi Hendrix
Charlie Chaplin
Buster Keaton
Spock
Blake from Blake’s 7
Buck Rogers (Altough I think the 25th Century one would go for a Suzuki RF900).
Flash Gordon
Mother Teresa of Calcultta
Gadaffi of Libya.
Doctor Who.

I do like to address important issues of the day!
I am looking forward to some good answers here.

If this lot were all bikers imagine them turning up for a club meeting or a Rally! Surreal or what?

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Spock has got to ride a Kawasaki VN800 (Vulcan – get it?)

[Scouser]

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I think…

Noddy Holder from 70’s rock band Slade- Merry Xmas E’body T- Cat special
Jimi Hendrix – Electric Scooter
Charlie Chaplin – a fold up scooter doubles up as a walking stick
Buster Keaton – Ducati 916 cos there always bustin down.
Spock – Yes agree the Vulcan.
Blake from Blake’s 7 – Aprilla 600 Stark
Buck Rogers – B-Wizz
Flash Gordon – CX500 Turbo with the pop up headlight and back to front writing
Mother Teresa of Calcultta – Formula 1 sidecar outfit for somewhere to keep her ‘nasty habit’
Gadaffi of Libya. – Armstong in Camel livery
Doctor Who. – Ducati Tardisamoto
Radar- “Thundercats are on the loose, thudercats are here!” Say hello to Liono for me!

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@Radar

Ah yes, the Tomos bikes from Woolies. I remember them with no affection whatsoever. Horrible little things.

[Radar]

[}][xx(]I am just worried that I remembered the A3K bit…

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What’s a b-wizz Radar?

[Scouser]

A B-Wizz is a Yamaha XW50 twist and go

[Scouser]

Sorry, typo, I meant CW50

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Thanks Scouser, I really am not genned up on these scooter things. Guess they’re running out of names.

[Radar]

I really like this topic and now we have a few more members I want some more replies!

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Jimi Hendrix would have a bike engined Lotus Seven replica because it’s got 2 Fenders.

[Scouser]

Ok then Radar,

Fatty Arbuckle – Harley Fatboy
Luke Skywalker – BSA Red Rocket
Val Doonican – Varadero XL1000
Scott Tracey – Triumph Thunderbird
Radar – Hesketh (because of the SWL (safe working load))
Tony Blair – Brough Superior (becoz he thinks he is)
Conan the Barbarian – Fireblade or Katana
Monica Lewinski – Swallow side car[:0]!
Rasputin – Cossack
Arnie – Norton Commando
Stephen Hawkins – Quasar (with stabilisers)
Rocky – Any KTM

Go on then carry it on![:p]

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Radar/Hesketh analogy – He, he, he.
Don’t worry Radar, I’ve saved you the bother and posted a Scouse gag in the jokes section.

Impartial as ever…..

[Radar]

Martin Luther King – he actually told us what he rides:
“I have a Dream!”
Honda man then!

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Oh well, if they’re telling us what they ride now, didn’t Neil Armstrong say “One small step-thru for man”?

And wasn’t it Admiral Nelson who said “Kiss me R.D.”?

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