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January 10, 2005 at 10:24 am #9343toggsyParticipant
Dear IT Support
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6
I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
Please help! Thanks,
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
System once installed, you cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
: Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance.
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as:
Clean and Sweep 3.0
Cook It 1.5
Do Bills 4.2.
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install
Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech SupportJanuary 10, 2005 at 10:52 am #21596GixParticipant
I’ll get your coat for you…….LOL!
Very good toggsy! PMSL!
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January 10, 2005 at 9:39 pm #21597RadarModerator
New Background and help file to “Yes Dear”:
Now “Yes dear, wonderful dear”
Donate – it makes you feel good!
January 11, 2005 at 10:04 pm #21598Wild01Participant
A great system upgrade attachment for Wife 1.0 is Oral Service Provider 1.1 but you may need Flower 2.1 or Diamonds 5.0 before installing OSP 1.1!!!
Wilba Wild 01
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