Two top figures from the local Safety Camera Partnership are sitting in a Pub have a quiet drink, nobody else is in the pub except for a dog curled up by the fire.
The pair are having a good old natter when in walks an Irishman. He walks over to the dog, lifts its tail and looks at its arsehole. The barman asks Paddy, “What do you think you’re doing to my dog?” “Well”, says Paddy, “theres a bloke outside and he reckons there’s a dog in here with two arseholes!”
Rebel with a cause!
The roads are my race track!!
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to do it.