Q: What’s the difference between PMT and BSE?
A: One’s mad cow’s disease and the other’s an agricultural problem.
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I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
Aleister Crowley (1875 – 1947)
Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!