A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
“I don’t want to know!” the child said, bursting into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.”
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
“Oh dad,” the boy sobbed, “When I was 6 I got the ‘There’s no Santa’ speech.
At 7, I got the ‘There’s no Easter Bunny’ speech.
When I was 8, you hit me with the ‘There’s no tooth fairy’ speech.
If you tell me that grown-ups don’t really shag, I’ll have nothing left to live for.”