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    Lex
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    Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
    raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
    man prayed, “God, please give me the strength to cross the river.”
    Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
    swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

    After witnessing that, the second man prayed, “God, please give me
    strength ‘and the tools’ to cross the river.”
    Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and
    he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing
    once.

    Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
    “God, please give me the strength, the tools ‘and the intelligence’
    to cross the river.”
    Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one
    hundred yards up stream, and walked across the bridge.

    #20743
    Gix
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    He He He He!!!! Now that I like!!!

    When God made men, SHE was only joking!!!

    Ha Ha Ha!!!

    No offence intended guys!!!!!!!!!

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to do it.

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