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    toggsy
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    A Glaswegian walks into a pub, notices a very large jar on the
    counter, and sees it’s filled to the brim with £10 notes. He guesses there
    must be thousands of pounds in it. He approaches the barman and asks,
    “What’s up with the jar?”
    “Well, you pay £10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the
    money.
    ” The Glaswegian certainly isn’t going to pass up this chance.
    “What are the three tests?” “Pay first, those are the rules.”
    says the barman.
    So the man gives him the £10, and the barman drops it into the
    jar.
    “OK,” the barman says, “here’s what you need to do..
    “First you have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila..
    the whole thing, all at once…and you can’t make a face while doing it.
    Second, there’s a pit bull chained-up outside with a sore tooth.
    You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
    Third, there’s a 90-year-old woman upstairs who has never reached
    orgasm during intercourse. You’ve gotta make things right for her.”
    The tough Glaswegian is stunned. “I know I paid my £10, but I’m
    not an idiot! I won’t do it! You have to be bonkers to drink a gallon of
    pepper tequila, and then do those other things….
    “It’s up to you,” says the barman, “but your money stays where
    it is.”
    As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he
    asks, “Wherez zat teeqeelah?” He grabs the gallon with both hands and
    downs it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he
    doesn’t make a face.
    Next, he staggers outside where the pit bull is chained-up, and
    soon all the people inside the bar hear a noisy, scuffle going on outside.
    They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull
    yelping, and then… silence. Just when they think the man surely must be
    dead, he staggers back
    into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches
    all over his body.
    “Now,” he says, “where’s the old woman with the sore tooth?
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    #22617
    Gix
    Participant

    hahahahahaha PMSL!

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