Why is it a single woman never farts?
Cos she doesn’t get an arsehole till she gets married!
Why can’t blokes make pancakes?
Cos their useless tossers!
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
Cos they don’t have time.
Why do black widow spiders kill the male after sex?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do blokes like to masturbate?
Cos its sex with someone they love.
Rebel with a cause!
The roads are my race track!!
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to do it.