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    Gix
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    Why is it a single woman never farts?

    Cos she doesn’t get an arsehole till she gets married!


    Why can’t blokes make pancakes?

    Cos their useless tossers!


    Why don’t women blink during foreplay?

    Cos they don’t have time.


    Why do black widow spiders kill the male after sex?

    To stop the snoring before it starts.


    Why do blokes like to masturbate?

    Cos its sex with someone they love.

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to do it.

    #20793
    Radar
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    Hey Gixer, got any anti female jokes, just for a bit of balance??!!

    All us blokes ain’t that bad! Are we..?



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    #20794
    Gix
    Participant

    okay Radar, had to dig deep to find one but here you go…………..

    In the beginning, God created the Earth and rested.
    Then God created Man and rested.
    Then God created Woman.
    Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

    As for your question, I dont know, I dont know ‘all’ blokes.

    And BTW, you still having problems with pms?

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    LOVE IS GIVING SOMEONE THE POWER TO DESTROY YOU, BUT TRUSTING THEM NOT TO DO IT.

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