July 3, 2004 at 10:33 am #8899GixParticipant
NEVER SAY TO A COP:
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer
Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must have been doing about 125mph to keep up with me. Good job!
Are you Andy or Barney?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
You’re not gonna check the trunk are you?
I pay your salary.
Gee, Officer! Thats terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does!
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes I know there are no other cars about. Thats how far ahead of me they are.
When the officer says “Gee Son, your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”
The roads are my race track!!July 11, 2004 at 11:43 pm #19628GSX RatParticipant
Officer: Has your car been checked?
You : No – its always been this colour
Also, “never mind my broken tail light – wheres my fu#king caravan!”
GSX750 Ratfighter / SR125 Rat / GSX600F / Beamish250 / Honda70 Rat
Blackboard paint – Covers a multitude of sins!July 12, 2004 at 1:01 am #19629XV16Participant
“never mind my broken tail light – wheres my fu#king caravan!”
[:p][:p] Enogh said!!
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