September 25, 2004 at 10:41 pm #9078GixParticipant
Nick the Dragonslayer had a long standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queens volumptuous breasts, but knew this would mean certain death.
One day he revealed his secret to his friend, Horatio the Royal Physician. Horatio explained he could arrange for Nick to fulfill his draem for 1000 gold coins. Without hesitation, Nick agreed.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little into the Queens bra while she bathed. Soon after the itching commenced and gradually became worse.
Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva would cure the itching and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragonslayer would provide the antidote.
The King summoned Nick. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote, which he put into his mouth and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queens magnificent breasts.
The Queens itching was eventually relieved and Nick left satisfied and touted the hero.
Upon returning to his chambers, Nick found Horatio demanding his 1000 gold coins. With his obsession satisfied, Nick couldn’t care less, and knowing that Horatio couldn’t report the matter to the King, sent him away without paying him.
The following day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of itching powder into the Kings shorts.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragonslayer!
THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS ALWAYS PAY YOUR DEBTS!!!!!!!!!
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