July 2, 2004 at 12:20 am #8888GixParticipant
The new American Marine Captain was assigned to an Irish Regiment in a remote post in the Lebanese desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Irish Sergeant why the camel is kept there. “Well, sir,” is the nervous reply, “As you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have…..urges. Thats why we have the camel, sir.” The American Captain says, “I can’t condone this, but I understand about urges, so the camel can stay.”
About a month later, the captain starts having a real problem with his own urges. Crazy with passion, he asks the Irish Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.
Putting a stool behind the camel, the Captain stands on it, pulls down his pants, and has wild, insane s*x with the camel. When he is done, he asks the Sergeant, “Is that how the Irish do it?”
“No sir,” replies the Sergeant, “They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are!”
The roads are my race track!!July 2, 2004 at 9:17 am #19618XV16Participant
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, I wonder where you get them! However i will use this elsewhere, just to be socialabe…
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HELP KEEP THIS FORUM ALIVE! PLEASE DONATE.July 2, 2004 at 10:12 pm #19619GixParticipant
I thought you might like this one. I am always getting jokes sent to me from friends. Only fair to share isn’t it?
The roads are my race track!!
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