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    The following are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters – who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

    Q. Are you sexually active?
    A. No, I just lie there.


    Q. What is your date of birth?
    A. July 15th.
    Q. What year?
    A. Every year.


    Q. What gear were you in at the moment of impact?
    A. Gucci sweats and Reeboks.


    Q. This Myasthenia Gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
    A. Yes.
    Q. And it what way does it affect your memory?
    A. I forget.
    Q. You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you’ve forgotten?


    Q. How old is your son, the one living with you?
    A. Thirty eight or thirty five, I cant remember which.
    Q. How long has he lived with you?
    A. Forty five years.


    Q. What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
    A. He said, “Where am I Cathy?”
    Q. And why did that upset you?
    A. My name is Susan.


    Q. Now Doctor, isnt it true that when a person dies in their sleep, he doesn’t know about it till the next morning?


    Q. The youngest son, the twenty year old, how old is he?


    Q. Were you present when your picture was taken?


    Q. So the date of conception of the baby was August 8th?
    A. Yes.
    Q. And what were you doing at the time?


    Q. She had three children, right?
    A. Yes.
    Q. How many were boys?
    A. None.
    Q. Were there any girls?


    Q. How was your first marriage terminated?
    A. By death.
    Q. And by whose death was it terminated?


    Q. Can you describe the individual?
    A. He was about medium height with a beard.
    Q. Was this a male or a female?


    Q. Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
    A. No, this is how I dress when I go to work.


    Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you performd on dead people?
    A. All my autopsies are performed on dead people.


    Q. All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
    A. Oral.


    Q. Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
    A. The autopsy started at around 8.30pm
    Q. And Mr Dennington was dead at the time?
    A. No he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
    Q. Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    A. No.
    Q. Did you check for blood pressure?
    A. No.
    Q. So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    A. No.
    Q. How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    A. Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    Q. But could the patient have still been alive nonetheless?
    A. Yes, its possible that hee could have been alive and practising laaw somewhere!

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