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    A prisoner escapes from prison where he has spent fifteen years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns, but all he finds is a young couple in bed.
    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
    While he is in there, the husband tells his wife, “Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison and hasnt seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont resist,do as he tells you, give him satifaction. He could be dangerous, if he gets angry, he may kill us both. Be strong honey, I love you.”
    To which his wife responds, “He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any vasaline in the bathroom….Be strong, honey…..I love you too….!”

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