Since Xmas Eve i`ve consumed (with a little help from a mate!) 3 bottles of Baileys, 1 bottle of Brandy, 1 bottle of Vodka, 12 bottles of wine and 30 bottles of lager….. eek that sounds awful as I read it!! (large slurp from glass of wine!)
Don`t ride faster than your guardian angel can fly!….
Deep down inside me there`s a skinny girl trying to come out, but normally I can shut that b*tch up with some chocolate!…..