Tom died and arrived in Hell. He was met by Satan and was told that in the new kinder, gentler, more customer focused Hell, each person is offered 3 choices of torture. Satan explained that these tortures run in 1000 year cycles and you could pick which cycle to begin with. Satan took Tom to the first room where a man was hung up by his feet and was being whipped with chains. Tom said he didn’t think that was were he wanted to start. They proceeded to the next room where a man was hung up by his arms and was being whipped with a cat-o-nine-tails. Tom also declined this form of torture. The third room had an old man strapped to the wall naked, and a very beautiful young blonde woman was performing oral sex upon him. Tom told Satan this is more like it, and this was the one he wanted. Satan said, “Are you sure? It lasts for 1000 years!” Tom assured him this was the punishment he wasnted. Satan walked over to the young blonde woman and said,………….
“You can go now. I’ve found your replacement.”
Rebel with a cause!
The roads are my race track!!
Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to do it.