For my ex husband

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    Wish I’d seen this years ago!

    Lord, before I lay down to sleep,
    I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
    One who’s handsome, smart and strong,
    One who’s w***y is thick and long,
    Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind,
    Knows what to say when I ask “how big is my behind?”
    And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
    I look at the w****r you sent me instead!

    Rebel with a cause!

    The roads are my race track!!

    Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to do it.

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